Yahoo allows you have a "signature" added to the bottom of all your messages. These are six of mine, of my own composing, that I've used over the years. I rather like them!
"Nuthin' since I retired 'cept sex and washin' up!"
"A woman's nipples are nature's Viagra....they do it for me anyway!"
"A dirty mind in a man is natural : a dirty mind in a woman is BEAUTIFUL"
"If I 'ad tits I'd be forever gropin' me!"
"age we may - but the lust? - it fadeth not - I pray"
Thongs: "They're uncomfortable, they're invasive, they're irritating, and they're just plain hornifying (that's an 'r' and an 'n'...not two> r's)."
Quoting Rose
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